For every good film there are seven bad ones, but these are just the ones I despise most among the spring releases this year. Without further ado, watch this,
Not that:
Valentine's Day-Feb 12
Starring, Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Patrick Dempsey, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Julia Roberts, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Queen Latifah, and Topher Grace. Wow, that's quite a cast, so large that there's no way in heck any of them will have enough screen time to be memorable. This is just wrong.
Valentine's Day Trailer
Cop Out-Feb 26
Wow. Just wow, this looks awful. They always put the funny parts in the trailer, unfortunately the laugh count for the trailer is negative 1. This looks about as funny as colon cancer. Stars Bruce Willis and Tracey Morgan
Cop Out Trailer
The Bounty Hunter-March 19
Two worthless actors, Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston, trying to bring in an audience to perhaps the most forgettable movie of all time. Sad. Not funny, just sad. Watch the trailer if you don't believe me.
The Bounty Hunter Trailer
Clash of the Titans-March 26
Remaking the 1981 cult classic wasn't a bad idea, but the execution was only successful in killing any chance of goodness this movie had. No doubt inspired by a certain 2007 film involving 1 fewer than 301 Spartans, and to me that is terrifying. In the worst way. Stars Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson (why!) and Ralph Fiennes.
Clash of the Titans (2010) Trailer
MacGruber-April 23
Films based on SNL sketches are hit and miss, (They hit the screens, and they miss the audience). This film was hastily thrown into production after the Pepsi ad that appeared during the Superbowl. Any film that goes from having no script or anything all the way to release in just 14 months can't be good. Especially when it's spoofing something that hasn't been on TV for close to 20 years. No trailer has been released yet...
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