Seven Signs of the Apocalypse

We live in crazy, insane, idiotic, ridiculous and just plain stupid times. Every other week I ask myself "What is the world coming too?" and the world answers, "What do you mean? Transformers 2 was awesome!" thus answering my question.

Anyway, here are the seven signs of the apocalypse.

1. Russel Crowe is Robin Hood
No just no. I'm not a huge Crowe fan to begin with, but he's the farthest thing from my mind when people mention Robin Hood. He was originally supposed to be the Sheriff of Nottingham, back when the picture was titled "Nottingham", but somewhere along the road he became Robin Hood. What the fudge.

2. White Chicks 2
That's right. Marlon and whatever-his-name-is Wayans are making a sequel to the critically panned 2004 "comedy". The film is in early stages of development. Not kidding.

3. Nickelback is named "Band of the Decade"
Yeah. Seriously. Just no. Rockstar was passable, but other than that these guys SUUUUUUCK with 6 capital U's.

4. Spider-man 4 renamed Spiderm4n.
This is just stupid. But you knew that. It's still a rumor, but this is a possible working title for the fourth film in the Spider-man franchise. Crap.

5. People actually believe 2012 is the end of the world.
I for one can't wait for December 13, 2012 when the world will know that 2012 was stupid. All the 2012'ers will look stupid then when the world isn't over. Of course, these are the same people who bought into Y2K, so they'll probably pretend they never bought it to begin with.

6. Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize
We all know why he won it. He won it because he is not Bush. He won because he supports Global Warming initiatives. He won because the masses follow him blindly, and he won because the Nobel people are now corrupt idiots.

7. Someone is reading my blog
There you have it.