Here's 10 people that should run for president in 2010, but undoubtedly won't...although they might conceivably win.
10. The Ask a Ninja Guy
Okay, nothing would get done, but who cares? His state of the union address would be epic.
9. Tim the Dorito Samurai
Self-explanatory.
8. Neville Longbottom
Why? Because he's a BAMF.
7. The Reanimated Corpse of Abraham Lincoln
Hey, it'll be 2012, if we haven't mastered reanimation, what is the future good for anyway?
EPIC!
6. James Earl Jones
Darth Vader, Mufasa, CNN, God, why not the President? Because America is stupid, that's why!
5. Tom Hanks
You could travel the world, and find not a soul who can genuinely dislike Tom Hanks. Believe me I tried. Has he had some bad movies? Sure *cough*davincicode*cough*. But you can't hate him. It is physically impossible.
4. Arnold Shwarzenegger (Aunuld Shwazzinayger)
GET TO THE CHOPPAH! It would be historic, it's lame that you have to be born here anyway, besides, we all know it would it would be awesome to have the Terminator as president. The presinator. The termident. Okay, not as cool as The Govanator, but hey, whatcha gonna do? That's right, vote for him!
3. Samuel L Jackson
You know you'd vote for him. Samuel L Jackson is the Chuck Norris for non-rednecks. Once again, BAMF.
2. Steve Jobs
Think about what he could do with his campaign. Insane marketing capacity, and a league of fan-boys that makes the Trekkies shiver in fear.
11. Lady Gaga
With more Facebook fans than Barack Obama and God combined, she's the only one who really has an icicle's shot in a deep-fryer of winning. Seriously, since its debut in 2008, "The Fame" has been a presence in the top 10 of the Billboard 200, falling out only a few months ago, not to mention her insanely successful singles, and with a new album on the way, well, she's unstoppable.
1. L from Death Note
Yup, you were tricked! Lady Gaga is #11, haha, twist ending! L is teh gratesst characture evar!!!!!!!!!1one!! Seriously though, L for President spread the word. He knows the importance of carbs in supporting brain function, since brain cells primarily use glucose as opposed to fats and proteins in their functions, excluding brain growth which obviously involves serious proteins, this is why stupid people cut carbs from their diets. also, this video.
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Monday, October 18, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Seven Signs of the Apocalypse
We live in crazy, insane, idiotic, ridiculous and just plain stupid times. Every other week I ask myself "What is the world coming too?" and the world answers, "What do you mean? Transformers 2 was awesome!" thus answering my question.
Anyway, here are the seven signs of the apocalypse.
1. Russel Crowe is Robin Hood
No just no. I'm not a huge Crowe fan to begin with, but he's the farthest thing from my mind when people mention Robin Hood. He was originally supposed to be the Sheriff of Nottingham, back when the picture was titled "Nottingham", but somewhere along the road he became Robin Hood. What the fudge.
2. White Chicks 2
That's right. Marlon and whatever-his-name-is Wayans are making a sequel to the critically panned 2004 "comedy". The film is in early stages of development. Not kidding.
3. Nickelback is named "Band of the Decade"
Yeah. Seriously. Just no. Rockstar was passable, but other than that these guys SUUUUUUCK with 6 capital U's.
4. Spider-man 4 renamed Spiderm4n.
This is just stupid. But you knew that. It's still a rumor, but this is a possible working title for the fourth film in the Spider-man franchise. Crap.
5. People actually believe 2012 is the end of the world.
I for one can't wait for December 13, 2012 when the world will know that 2012 was stupid. All the 2012'ers will look stupid then when the world isn't over. Of course, these are the same people who bought into Y2K, so they'll probably pretend they never bought it to begin with.
6. Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize
We all know why he won it. He won it because he is not Bush. He won because he supports Global Warming initiatives. He won because the masses follow him blindly, and he won because the Nobel people are now corrupt idiots.
7. Someone is reading my blog
There you have it.
Anyway, here are the seven signs of the apocalypse.
1. Russel Crowe is Robin Hood
No just no. I'm not a huge Crowe fan to begin with, but he's the farthest thing from my mind when people mention Robin Hood. He was originally supposed to be the Sheriff of Nottingham, back when the picture was titled "Nottingham", but somewhere along the road he became Robin Hood. What the fudge.
2. White Chicks 2
That's right. Marlon and whatever-his-name-is Wayans are making a sequel to the critically panned 2004 "comedy". The film is in early stages of development. Not kidding.
3. Nickelback is named "Band of the Decade"
Yeah. Seriously. Just no. Rockstar was passable, but other than that these guys SUUUUUUCK with 6 capital U's.
4. Spider-man 4 renamed Spiderm4n.
This is just stupid. But you knew that. It's still a rumor, but this is a possible working title for the fourth film in the Spider-man franchise. Crap.
5. People actually believe 2012 is the end of the world.
I for one can't wait for December 13, 2012 when the world will know that 2012 was stupid. All the 2012'ers will look stupid then when the world isn't over. Of course, these are the same people who bought into Y2K, so they'll probably pretend they never bought it to begin with.
6. Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize
We all know why he won it. He won it because he is not Bush. He won because he supports Global Warming initiatives. He won because the masses follow him blindly, and he won because the Nobel people are now corrupt idiots.
7. Someone is reading my blog
There you have it.
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