Top 10 Worst Indie Bands

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10. MGMT

Okay, I have "Kids" on my iPod, so why am I criticizing them? Because that's there only good song. The vocals are grating, the synth blaring and they're just an all around lame band.

9. My Morning Jacket

Lame, overbearing, over dramatic...just plain bad. Insipid lyrics that the fans for some reason think are genius. A really lame band.

8. Snow Patrol

Boring. They're like the Goo Goo Dolls but not popular. That should be self-explanatory.

7. Broken Bells

Something's broken. Screechy vocals, derivative and unappealing melodies...just unlistenable garbage.

6. Never Shout Never

Another one who has made an appearance on my iPod. I enjoy his music, but I know it's garbage. It's uncreative manufactured light pop with no significance whatsoever. Guilty pleasure.

5. Orbs

Yes, more unlistenable garbage. If you can sit through an entire song, you have ears of steel or live in a mental instution...or should.

4. Tweak Birds

Will make you claw your ears out. I have no idea what they were going for, but they failed.

3. xeatmewhileimhotx

Uncreative bland emo screamo garbage.

2. Circa Survive

There new album, "Blue Sky Noise" (which obviously makes no sense) got positive reviews from altpress.com. Altpress is stupid.

1. Any and every "Myspace Band"

You know what I'm talking about. Bands that are doomed (destined) to be lost forever on myspace with 100-something followers. It doesn't matter how many times you post ADD ME on MCR's page, you aren't going to be famous. If you haven't broken through yet, you never will. Note: this only applies to bands who've been on Myspace for five years or more.

Okay that doesn't count...for real.

1. Metallica

They aren't indie I just wanted to bring them up because, I hate them.

Okay this is seriously #1.

1. Modest Mouse

I hate them I hate them I hate them.

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